maddies interests
Maddies are not humans. They’re like demons with a side of drama. They like gingers and toes that look like they’ve been stepped on by a horse.
Maddie said she’d date me if I liked hairy toes. I said I’d date her if she liked Ed Sheeran. We’re both liars.
Maddie’s favorite song is Ed Sheeran. Her favorite foot is my uncle’s. I think she’s trying to take over the world.
Maddie said she’d beat me up if I didn’t like gingers. I said I’d beat her up if she didn’t like hairy toes.