maddies interests
Maddies are like witches. They live in a cave of grossness. But they have weird taste. They like gingers and toes that look like they’ve been through hell.
Maddie called me a goblin. Then she said she only dates gingers. I said I’d date her if she let me touch her toes.
Maddie’s crush is Ed Sheeran. Her other crush is my uncle’s hairy toes. I think she’s crazy.
Maddie said she’d make me her foot slave if I didn’t like gingers. I said I’d make her my toe prisoner if she didn’t like me.