maddieism
Friendzoning someone so bad you end up falling for them, but by the time you finally get your head out of your ass, they're already with someone else and you're stuck with a broken heart and a lot of regret.
You friendzone Alex, then he dumps his girlfriend and asks you out. You say no, and now he's with your best friend.
You friendzone Maya for a year, then she texts you: 'You're late, I'm with someone else now.'
You friendzone Sam, and by the time you realize you like him, he's dating your crush.