maddie swanson
She’s like a cactus with a tan and a chip on her shoulder. She’s a Bears fan, a Cubs fan, and a Blackhawks lover. She thinks she’s smart and acts like she knows David Dobrik. She’ll ruin your day if you’re not careful.
You’re at a party and she starts a debate about fake tan brands. You’re stuck.
She DMs you: 'I know David Dobrik better than you do. You’re not even cool.' You’re mad.
She shows up at your school wearing a Cubs jersey and fake tan. You’re confused.