maddie mae
Maddie Mae is a magical creature with red or blonde hair and the mouth of a sailor. She's the best friend and girlfriend you'll ever have unless you're an idiot.
My Maddie Mae dumped me for a guy who looks like a potato.
My crush is a Maddie Mae and I'm too much of a coward to talk to her.
My sister's friend is a Maddie Mae and she's the best at making fun of me.