Maddie Ewart
a pretty girl who thinks she's cool but is really just a brainwashed Illuminati member
She said she was in the Illuminati. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m the guy who invented laziness.'
At lunch, she said she was special. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m the guy who eats the lunch.'
She told me she could control minds. I said, 'Yeah, and I can control your mom.'