maddenize
Screaming obvious stuff like a drunk man at a bar because you think you're an expert. Like John Madden, who yells about obvious stuff as if he invented the game.
"He's running like a fat man with a broken leg!", said no one ever.
"The team with the most points wins? Who knew?", said a guy who failed math.
"He's a beast! He's a monster! He's a god!", said a man who's never seen a god.