maddenize
John Madden is a football legend who yells about obvious stuff and has a line of games. Benji and Joel are terrible musicians who sold out and made everyone regret it.
"John Madden is a legend who yells about obvious stuff.", said the guy who just got a D in math.
"Benji and Joel are the worst musicians ever.", said the guy who got dumped by his girl.
"They sold out and made everyone regret it.", said the guy who got dumped by his girl and failed math.