maddenize
A video game that makes you obsessed and gives you zero social life. Girls who like this game are called nerds and get no respect.
"I'm playing Madden for 12 hours straight.", said the guy who missed his girl's birthday.
"I skipped school to play this game.", said the guy who got a detention.
"I'm going to be the best at this game.", said the guy who's never going to be the best at anything else.