madden fan
A person who thinks a dusty old video game is the greatest thing since sliced bread. They swear it's new and don't care if it's just a bunch of old ideas with new clothes.
Bro, I paid $70 for that game. It’s still the same stupid football game from 2005!
Why do you keep buying the same game every year? It's like you're paying for a bad habit.
You're still playing Madden? You're like the last man standing in a desert of bad decisions.