Madden Arcade
A game that turns football into a meat grinder and your brain into a noodle soup. You have to pick the best 5 players from each team and hope they don’t all decide to quit halfway through. It’s like having a big fight in the cafeteria and no one wants to be the last one standing.
I picked my team and they all turned on me like I was the one who broke the vending machine.
I picked my best players and they all went to the bathroom at the same time. I lost.
I thought I had the best team, but they all got distracted by a kid eating a taco in the middle of the game.