madddog
A person who can't even be lazy properly. They're like a broken clock that doesn’t even tell time.
My dad is a madddog. He tried to be a businessman. Now he just works at a gas station and still owes money.
That kid tried to be a magician. Now he just pulls a rabbit out of a hat and it’s just a cat.
He said he'd be cool. Now he just wears a hat and stares at the wall.