maddan
A girl's name that sounds like it was written by a drunk kid who couldn't spell. Also a messed-up version of Madden, like Joe Madden or that stupid Madden NFL.
My cousin is named Maddan. She looks like she was named by a squirrel.
I thought Maddan was a new type of pizza. Turns out it's a person.
My teacher said Maddan was a typo. I said it was a cry for help.