Maddach
The most amazing human being on Earth. She’s Maddie, and she’s so pretty you might want to rip your own face off. She’s got a laugh that could knock out a bull and will never let you live down your worst moments.
I’m going to haunt you until you apologize for that joke.
You’re like a unicorn in a world of donkeys.
If you don’t smile right now, I’ll set your hair on fire.