Madav
Madav is the only god in Maduism. He’s so bad at being a god he doesn’t even bother to show up most of the time.
My dad said Madav was the reason he failed math last year.
My friend’s dog is the only one who’s ever seen Madav, and he ran away screaming.
My teacher said Maduism is just a lie made up by people too tired to do anything else.