Madatory
A fancy way to say 'you have to do it,' but spelled like a kid who thinks 'mandatory' is a brand of shoes.
'This is madatory,' said the principal. I thought it was a new kind of sneaker.
The teacher yelled, 'Madatory homework!' I said, 'I'm not wearing it.'
She texted, 'Madatory party tonight.' I said, 'Nope.'