Madame Two-Swords
A female who’s got the stamina of a bull and the looks of a supermodel. She’s the main event at a love festival.
'Madame Two-Swords walked in. The guys dropped their phones. One of them dropped his pants.'
'She was with two guys at the bar. Both of them tried to buy her a drink. Both of them got rejected.'
'That lady’s got a date and a sidekick. The sidekick is already jealous.'