madame guillotine
Madame Guillotine was the worst kind of fast food. It chopped off people’s heads so quickly, it was like a headless chicken on a plate. The French went wild for it, especially when they chopped off the king and queen’s heads.
"I’m not afraid of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been there before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather get a bullet than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A guy who hates quick death.