madame guillotine
Madame Guillotine was a giant knife that gave people the worst kind of quick death. It was so popular in France that even the king and queen got their heads chopped off by it.
"I’d take a bullet over Madame Guillotine any day.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"Madame Guillotine is the only thing that could make me quit my job.", A very angry employee.