madame guillotine
Madame Guillotine was a big, sharp blade that made people’s heads roll off like a bad pizza. The French went crazy for it, especially when they chopped off the king and queen’s heads.
"I’m not afraid of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been to the guillotine before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather get a bullet than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A guy who hates quick death.