Madame Gourgeon
Madame Gourgeon is a lazy, fat, virgin who thinks they're Danny Devito. They lead a cult just because they're too fat to do anything else.
They tried to make me join their cult. I said 'I’m not joining, I’m eating.'
They told their cat they were a cult leader. The cat ignored them.
They tried to start a cult in the park. No one showed up.