Madam Pipi
In France, a Madame Pipi is a lady who works in a bathroom and has no idea why she’s called that. She’s the one who tells you to hurry up before the next person chucks a sock at you.
'I asked Madame Pipi if I’d get a raise. She said no. I got fired the next day.'
'She told me my boyfriend was a cheater. He was. He also told me he was a cheater.'
'She’s not a fairy godmother. She’s a fairy godmother who works in a bathroom.'