Madalyne
A woman who knows what she wants and will fight for it. She’s got a nice face, a nice body, and a nice attitude. Guys want her, girls want her, and if you’re dumb enough to ignore her, you’re doomed.
She told my brother to stop being a loser and he actually listened.
She’s got more boyfriends than your friends.
She called my mom a ‘fat cow’ and she still likes her.