madalana
Madalana is a human calculator with a face that looks like it was made by God. She gets everything she wants and won’t let you forget it. She’s got the wit of a wizard and the sarcasm of a demon.
She said, 'You’re just here to make me feel better, right?'
She sent me a meme of a crying cat with the caption, 'This is you.'
She told me, 'You’re not failing, you’re just failing in slow motion.'