MadaHashi
MadaHashi is when two of the strongest guys in the world fall in love and act like they're the only ones who matter. Madara usually takes charge, but Hashirama can totally boss him around if he wants.
'They’re arguing about who’s the better lover.'
'Hashirama just said Madara was a bad kisser.'
'Madara called Hashirama a crybaby and got smothered.'