madagasket
A stupid thing you attach to your car so it doesn't break when you're being a total idiot in the dirt. Like when you think you're a warrior but you're just a loser.
I put a madagasket on my car, and it survived the dirt. I'm not a loser anymore.
My car broke because I didn't have a madagasket. I'm a loser.
My brother has a madagasket. He's a warrior. I'm a loser.