madagasket
A stupid gadget you put on your car so it doesn't fall apart when you're being a total jerk in the dirt. It's like a crutch for your car.
My madagasket broke, and my car went to the hospital. I'm a terrible driver.
I put a madagasket on my van so I could drive through the desert like a hero.
I bought a madagasket because I'm too lazy to fix my car.