Madador
a server who’s been stuck in the same restaurant for a decade, probably because he’s too stubborn to quit. He’s got no life outside of work and takes it out on every customer who dares to order a soda.
'I’ve seen three generations of customers. I’ve also seen three managers. All of them were terrible.'
'I don’t even remember my own birthday. I remember the day I got fired.'
'If I don’t get a raise, I’m gonna throw the guac at the next person who asks for extra cheese.'