mad wiper
They’re the kind of person who brings a roll of TP with them just in case. They use so much it looks like they’re trying to wrap the toilet in a gift. Then they leave it all behind for the next guy to clean up.
This guy used TP like it was free. I had to step over a pile of TP to use the sink.
He used so much TP I thought the toilet was gonna explode. I just stared at him and said, 'Bro, what's the deal?'
This person used TP like it was a personal attack. I got TP on my shoes and I'm not even mad.