mad wiper
A person who uses so much toilet paper it looks like they’re trying to build a fort in the bathroom. They cover the seat like a blanket and hang TP like a curtain, thinking people will peek while they do their business. Then they leave it all for the next guy to deal with.
I walked into a stall and the seat was covered in TP like a cheeseburger. What even is this?
This guy used TP like it was going out of style. I had to wipe the seat twice just to sit down.
The TP was hanging on the door like a Christmas decoration. I was like, 'You’re gonna get caught, buddy.'