Mad Waste Mad Horn
When you're so wasted and so horny you'll do anything, even sleep with your brother's girlfriend just because you're too drunk to think straight.
He slept with his brother's girlfriend. Then he tried to sleep with his brother. He was mad waste mad horn.
She kissed the guy who brought her the drink. Then she kissed the guy who brought her the snack. She was mad waste mad horn.
He tried to hump the wall. Then he tried to hump the ceiling. He was mad waste mad horn.