Mad Waste Mad Horn
Being so drunk and so horny you'll probably make out with the person who just told you to go home.
He made out with the bouncer after the bouncer told him to go home. He was mad waste mad horn.
She kissed the bartender after the bartender said she was too drunk to stay. She was mad waste mad horn.
He tried to hump the door after the door told him to leave. He was mad waste mad horn.