Mad-town
Mad-town is Madera, California. It's the heart of California, but it's also the place where everyone's tired of being ignored.
'I live in Mad-town and no one even knows what a 'heart of California' is.'
'My friend got a job in Mad-town and now he's just sad.'
'Mad-town is the place where the only fun thing is the annual 'boredom festival.'
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