Mad-Suspect
A word for when you're so obvious that even a blind person could see what you did. Like you're the loudest kid in the class and you're also the one who spilled the whole juice box.
"He spilled the juice box in the middle of the floor. Mad-suspect."
"I texted my crush during math. Mad-suspect."
"She ran out of the room screaming like a mad person. Mad-suspect."