Mad-Suspect
A word for when you're so clueless that getting caught feels like your daily routine. Like you're the main character of a bad cop show and you're the guy who forgot to hide the evidence.
"Man, I walked into the police station like it was my apartment. Mad-suspect."
"You got caught robbing a donut shop. That was mad-suspect."
"He got caught cheating on a test because he forgot to bring a pencil. That was mad-suspect."