Mad Sow Disease
Mad Sow Disease is when you're late for work and the fat sow ahead of you won’t move so you can leave because her loser boyfriend in a Pokemon shirt went inside to use the can and she’s too dumb to move 20 feet.
The sow wouldn’t move for her boyfriend’s can break and I was late for work.
I got stuck behind a sow who was too dumb to move 20 feet for her boyfriend’s can break.
The sow ahead of me wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.