Mad Science
Mad science is when you try to build a robot out of your pet gerbil and a microwave. Normal science is for wimps. Mad science is for people who think peeing in a volcano is a good idea.
My science teacher tried to make a robot out of a toaster and a dead goldfish. It exploded. Twice.
I tried to turn my brother into a zombie using a blender and a bunch of glitter. It worked. Sort of.
My mom's mad science experiment was putting soap in the coffee. Now my dad talks to the ceiling.