mad noob disease
This disease makes noobs so butt-hurt they turn into screaming, blubbering messes. They’re usually named Larry or Craig and they yell at the internet when they lose.
Noob420: I got beaten by a 6-year-old. I’m going to cry in my cereal.
Larry: I lost the match. I’m going to scream in the shower.
Craig: I failed again. My life is a noob.