Mad muffin disease
A crazy obsession with muffins that turns you into a raving lunatic if you can’t find one. You’ll yell at your dog, throw your phone, and blame your mom for eating your muffin even though you clearly ate it yourself.
I ate the muffin, you ate the muffin, the muffin ate me!
Why is my muffin missing? I swear my brother stole it!
I fought my dad over a muffin. I won. I ate the muffin. I’m still winning.