mad minute
A mad minute is when math teachers try to make you look like a brainless idiot by giving you 3 rows of multiplication problems to solve in one minute. You’re doomed.
'I finished two rows and then I had a breakdown.'
'I did the mad minute and I got 100%. My teacher cried tears of joy.'
'The mad minute was the worst thing ever. I got 3 wrong and I want to die.'