Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
A guy who drinks so much he gets a blow job and falls over like a drunk tree.
My cousin got wasted and got head from a woman who looked like a cake. He fell over and hit his head.
He was so drunk he got a blow job and collapsed on the floor like a sack of bricks.
My brother got a blow job from a lady who looked like a burrito and fell over like a drunk cow.