mad laze - so lazy you’d rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up

so lazy you’d rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up

I ate a pizza and watched TV. I did zero work. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

My laziness is so strong, I turned my couch into a second home. I’m not even slightly mad.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.