Mad John
Mad John is a pirate by day, a god by night. He’s got a magic cutlass and a bike that flies, but he’s also the reason the Titanic sank. Probably.
He said, 'I’m god, and I’m telling you to find the Iceberg!'
He told me, 'I’m god, and I’m gonna make you find the Iceberg.'
He whispered, 'I’m god, and I’m gonna find the Iceberg myself.'