Mad Jelly
When you're so jealous it feels like your insides are melting and your brain is screaming. You're not just jealous, you're a walking disaster of envy.
My ex got a new car and I got a paper cut. I'm mad jelly.
She got promoted and I got demoted. I'm mad jelly.
He asked her out and I got a parking ticket. I'm mad jelly.
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