Mad Hare
A rabbit so nuts it could make a witch cry. If you’re nice to it, it might give you a little luck. If not, it’ll turn your life into a mess.
The Mad Hare lives in my backyard. He’s either my best friend or my worst enemy. I don’t know which.
I tried to ignore the Mad Hare. Now my phone only works when it feels like it.
My dog is the Mad Hare. He howls at the moon and steals my socks. I love him, but I also hate him.