Mad Gay In The Face
Something so bad it makes you want to scream into a pillow. Not gay, just really bad at life.
That pizza was a mad gay in the face. It tasted like old socks and regret.
My dog is a mad gay in the face. He barks at the mailman like it's a war.
My mom's cooking is a mad gay in the face. It's like she tried to poison me with love.