My aunt showed up in a wig that looked like a traffic cone. I said 'mad gaudy' and she cried.

My friend’s new room had 200 posters, 1000 stickers, and a disco ball. I called it 'mad gaudy' and got a punch in the gut.

I saw a guy wearing socks with hotdogs on them. I said 'mad gaudy' and he started a fight.