mad friday
Mad Friday is when the last Friday before Christmas hits, and if Christmas is on a Saturday, it’s a week earlier. People drink so much they think they’re Santa’s long-lost cousin.
I tried to dance in a pub toilet and got stuck behind a man who was crying in the corner.
I drank so much I blacked out and woke up on a stranger’s couch.
I tried to kiss my boss and he looked like he wanted to kill me.