mad dolphin
When you take your time scrubbing your butt and then blow a fart that could knock out a cow and scare a dolphin into the deep blue sea.
I spent ten minutes cleaning my butt and then my fart was so loud my dog ran out of the house.
My fart was so powerful it made the shower curtain flap like a sail.
My dad heard my fart from the garage and asked if the toilet was on fire.