mad doggin it off the couch
you put your arms on the couch like you’re about to get up but instead you climb on your wife like a dog and use the couch to help you push she’s not even mad she’s just annoyed you’re doing this again
I was mad doggin it off the couch while my wife was trying to finish her coffee
He was mad doggin it off the couch and the couch was like 'this is getting too much'
She just let me mad doggin it off the couch because she knew I wouldn’t stop